You don't deserve it, but you're getting it. Hello, GOP politicians! I know this one still stings. And it should. Pain is an important warning sign, and you have blown past dozens of others. Since the election, You have been sputtering out frantic rationalizations for why
The callow Vice President has only one option. [Hello! This is Part II of a piece about what's next after the Good Thing Happens. You can find Part I here.] What is a Vice President to do when it’s this clear that the rules of the Presidency
Handicapping the looming succession fight Donald Trump is not doing well. That statement applies in several areas, but in this case, we’re talking about his obvious physical and mental decline. Recently, the President of the United States has: * Gone for a totally normal, completely routine annual checkup at the
In this increasingly challenging modern world, it’s easy to assume that bribing the sitting President of the United States must be a complicated process, one that carries great personal risk. The good news? Nothing could be further from the truth. Say what you will about the Trump Administration’s
It’s hovering around 387th on the list of baffling things about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., but once you notice, you keep seeing it: The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services insists on working out in jeans. Whether he’s doing a short-stack of push-ups or hiking in
Hello, wealthy person! Are you ready to admit that piling up Birkin bags and “collectible” cars is slowly leaching away your soul? Are you tired of pretending that a $500 bottle of wine tastes meaningfully different than the one your personal assistant gets at BevMo? Most important, do you want