And they’re still too busy whining to notice. Let’s get this out of the way first: There was no way that Spencer Pratt was going to win the mayoral race in Los Angeles. Only 16% of registered voters in the City of Los Angeles are Republicans, and Pratt
Last chance to stop everyone from knowing how awful you have been. Hello, Goopers! Wow, things are getting wild, huh? Did you ever think, during all those long years when you boosted him and covered for him, that the Trump Train would be plowing through so many guardrails? Rumor has
You may have noticed that the Trump regime is bombing elementary schools, deporting and detaining children, building concentration camps, and trashing both the economy and our standing in the world. Unless we can find a handful of Republicans who are willing to stand up and impeach him, Trump will continue
The importance of being a tiny bubble There are three vital things to understand about American politics right now: · Republican legislators could have ended Trump’s presidency at literally any point by simply picking one of his many impeachable offenses and following through with consequences. But they have been so
People get so touchy about a measly few million links.
You don't deserve it, but you're getting it. Hello, GOP politicians! I know this one still stings. And it should. Pain is an important warning sign, and you have blown past dozens of others. Since the election, You have been sputtering out frantic rationalizations for why
The callow Vice President has only one option. [Hello! This is Part II of a piece about what's next after the Good Thing Happens. You can find Part I here.] What is a Vice President to do when it’s this clear that the rules of the Presidency
Handicapping the looming succession fight Donald Trump is not doing well. That statement applies in several areas, but in this case, we’re talking about his obvious physical and mental decline. Recently, the President of the United States has: * Gone for a totally normal, completely routine annual checkup at the
In this increasingly challenging modern world, it’s easy to assume that bribing the sitting President of the United States must be a complicated process, one that carries great personal risk. The good news? Nothing could be further from the truth. Say what you will about the Trump Administration’s
It’s hovering around 387th on the list of baffling things about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., but once you notice, you keep seeing it: The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services insists on working out in jeans. Whether he’s doing a short-stack of push-ups or
Hello, wealthy person! Are you ready to admit that piling up Birkin bags and “collectible” cars is slowly leaching away your soul? Are you tired of pretending that a $500 bottle of wine tastes meaningfully different than the one your personal assistant gets at BevMo? Most important, do you want